I know you've been thinking a few things about me: 1) I've fallen off the face of the earth or stepped in a hole full of poo; 2) I have become so disgusted with the presidential campaign I've fled to Canada; and 3) I obviously never have any adventures in my life since getting attached to a particular reptile species. The last adventure update I posted was LAST YEAR. I'm saddened by my inability to commit to the exciting and adventurous life I promised when I began this blog five years ago! I think 2017 is going to be an eventful year, though...just you wait and see!
All of this is simply a precursor to my very spontaneous adventure this past weekend at a burlesque brunch (think dinner) show. Well, it was exactly as you could imagine...lots of t*ts and *ss! AND it was super fun!
